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[Bender turns around and gasps at what he sees grafted to his butt.] BENDER You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! LEELA You just assume I can't get a Valentine's date? [Enter Amy.] AMY Hey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury.

[Amy and Victor are now sat in the Beta Romeo.] VICTOR The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. VICTOR It is just, the luxury edition has so much more eagle. The mechanic lowers him to the ground and he gets up.] MECHANIC I installed shock-absorbing bumpers to reduce the risk of catastrophic butt failure. Well since neither of us has a date, why don't we...

[He punches out the rest of the holes and hands it back to Bender.] BENDER Now to run it through our high speed romance-a-logical data-fier.

[He rubs the paper against his chest.] [Planet Express: Supply Room.

FUTURAMA Episode 210 "PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER" By Ken Keeler Transcribed by Dave, The Neutral Planet [Opening Credits. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird? SALESMAN I understand and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation. [He gets back onto the platform.] MECHANIC Alright. And when it does, I just pray you're not moonin' someone you care about. Amy and Leela look under the bonnet of the Beta Romeo's.] AMY Smeesh, Leela!

Caption: Not Based On The Novel by James Fenimore Cooper.] [Planet Express: Lounge. Note the cross-your-heart seat belt which protects, lifts and separates. A salesman puts his hand on his shoulder.] SALESMAN Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? This car has everything a beautiful woman like me needs. [Victor chuckles.] VICTOR (to himself) No dog food for Victor tonight.

Bender has set up his dating service at the table and is about to interview a client.] BENDER OK, Mister...? [Cut to: Planet Express: Supply Room.] FRY (whispering) It's working, they think we're making out. Outside the lounge, Larry, Lou and the saleswoman from Alien Overlord & Taylor queue to use Bender's dating service.] [Cut to: Planet Express: Lounge. [He hands Zapp a sheet of paper.] ZAPP Let's see ... If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad. [They kiss and drop to the floor.] [Planet Express Corridor. BENDER Just check off the things you're looking for in a love partner. We could have a picnic and spit watermelon seeds at Jupiter. Ah, it's cool how we sort of think exactly alike, and junk.

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